Daayyyuum, what do you use to shoot?!
Just a five-year-old Canon named Derek and a variety of lenses that are changed way too often than I’d like.
What do you use to edit??
OMG OMG I lost the Vermeer/van Gogh preset that you gave me!! Can you send it again??
This seems to always sound like a life-threatening emergency, so, um, here you go:
If I get this question one more time I swear to god
[Insert religion question here]
What did I tell you about asking things like that
How old are you??
24 that always gets mistaken for 16. Or 12.
Where can I read on the stuff you write?
In my head, inside a little room labeled “Things that will never see the light of day.”
Is Seattle really always that gloomy? So depressing
You bet your ass it is. With the exception of the two horrible months of the year (July & August).
Didn’t you mean awesome?
What does your tattoo mean?
Long, profound story: Ampersand is a literary conjunction. I like how it links two different things into one. And if you use it, it means there’s something more.
Short story that I tell everyone who asks: Ampersand’s cool. Look at that hip and that grace.
Will you pleasepleaseplease answer my theme question?! HELP!!
Uh, yeah, no. I’ve retired from doing that. No, I won’t make any more themes and I won’t be answering questions about them or others’. I have a friend for that now. His name’s Google.
Are you Filipina/Chinese/manganese
Pure-blooded Filipina with a very slight smear of Japanese in the form of the slinky eyes, fair skin, a heartfelt everyday craving for ramen, and the probable osteoporosis when I’m older.
Why are you so vulgar
How did you meet Gio?
That story might take nine seasons, kids.
What theme are you using right now? I want it!
Me too, that’s why I made it.
Have you really traveled everywhere?
Oh yeah. I also own Game of Thrones and Benedict Cumberbatch texts me way too often. Get your head outta your ass.
Are you a dude?
Only when I burp.